A subtle note.

Security guard arrested.

2007-03-22T13:20:00.000-07:00

A security guard hall monitor person was arrested yesterday in school.

Apparently, she was walking in the hallway when 2 bags of cocaine fell from her pocket.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BBC is racist

2007-03-19T13:30:00.000-07:00

It seems so.

A group of African Americans is complaining that BBC, the British Broadcasting channel, is too white.

They say there's not enough black people working there.

This may be true, however I have a rebuttal;

Have you ever seen a white person on BET (Black entertainment channel)? Or UPN? I didn't think so.

Fix yourself before you blame others.

Geico caveman TV show.

2007-03-17T22:13:00.000-07:00

Yup.

The writers of the Geico commercials about those darned cavemen are in the process of creating a pilot episode of a comedy series for ABC. The show will surprisingly be named "Cavemen".

It'll be about two of cavemen from the commercials trying to live a normal life in Atlanta, Georgia.

It won't be easy, though; the white man will constantly be bringing them down because of their differences, and y'all know life ain't easy in the ATL.

It's competing with 14 other pilot episodes currently being produced by Touchstone, so it'd better be mad good, or them cavemen will be history.

The rap cycle.

2006-11-19T11:27:00.000-08:00

Today's rap artists are brilliant people. successful. They insightfully rap about is bling, hos, and twenty inch rims. There seems to be an underlying cycle to this:

See, rappers start out fat and poor. If they're fat and poor, they won't have 20 inch rims, they won't have any bling, and they won't be with any hos. Therefore, they can not rap about any of those things.

See, first they rap about living in the ghetto. Then, they rap about the money they got from rapping about the ghetto. After a few more albums about their money, they rap about the ghetto again, for some variety.

This is what is called the rap cycle.

Chinglish

2006-10-23T16:49:00.000-07:00

The true meaning of "lost in translation".

Chinglish is an extremely poor translation from Chinese to English.

Features of it include horrible grammar, made up words, and jumbled phrases.

For example, "Drinktea" may mean closed, while "Kweerboy" means homosexual.

Now for the chinglish:

http://www.silverladder.com/literature/chinglish/chinglish.htm

^ I put the link to the page as to not infringe on their bandwidth.

There's countless more, you probably see it every day somewhere.

Silly ads.

2006-10-18T14:20:00.000-07:00

Ever noticed the ads on myspace and other sites?

"Shoot 10 ducks and get an iPod"
"Win the race and recieve a free laptop"
"Move to norway and get a PSP"

I fail to understand the reasoning behind these ads. Anyone who actually plays the game will close out of the popup as soon as it comes up. The game is completely useless.

Even worse are those ads that say one thing and redirect to another.

You click on it, and it brings you to one of those shitty "Win a 500 dollar visa gift certificate" sites. That definitely hurts their advertising, since I now hate them even more.

Silly adtards.

END TASK!?!?

2006-10-11T18:30:00.000-07:00

When a program freezes, the maximize/restore button on the top right becomes grey and unusable. The icon for the program on the far left becomes the standard white box with a blue outline. Everything inside the window becomes white.

After you press X, nothing happens, then after a few seconds a little box comes up that says "End now" and "Cancel", or something to that extent. You press "End now".

"Now" comes and goes, and the program is still taking up your screen. Just as you're about to fix things by banging on your keyboard with your fist, a slightly bigger box comes up; "Send", "Don't send".

You click "Don't send" because frankly you don't care. You just want the program to close. You wait. Nothing happens. You repeat this process a few times. Still nothing.

In resignation, you reach down to restart your computer.

Not a second after you click the "Restart" button, the program that got stuck, as well as 5 other programs that wouldn't open when you clicked on them come up. You try desperately to stop the restart, but you're too late. Within a few seconds, your computer goes blank.

It is then when you start banging on your keyboard to fix the problem.