Security guard arrested.

A security guard hall monitor person was arrested yesterday in school.

Apparently, she was walking in the hallway when 2 bags of cocaine fell from her pocket.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BBC is racist

It seems so.

A group of African Americans is complaining that BBC, the British Broadcasting channel, is too white.

They say there's not enough black people working there.

This may be true, however I have a rebuttal;

Have you ever seen a white person on BET (Black entertainment channel)? Or UPN? I didn't think so.

Fix yourself before you blame others.

Geico caveman TV show.

Yup.


The writers of the Geico commercials about those darned cavemen are in the process of creating a pilot episode of a comedy series for ABC. The show will surprisingly be named "Cavemen".

It'll be about two of cavemen from the commercials trying to live a normal life in Atlanta, Georgia.

It won't be easy, though; the white man will constantly be bringing them down because of their differences, and y'all know life ain't easy in the ATL.

It's competing with 14 other pilot episodes currently being produced by Touchstone, so it'd better be mad good, or them cavemen will be history.