Sunday, November 19, 2006

The rap cycle.

Today's rap artists are brilliant people. successful. They insightfully rap about is bling, hos, and twenty inch rims. There seems to be an underlying cycle to this:


See, rappers start out fat and poor. If they're fat and poor, they won't have 20 inch rims, they won't have any bling, and they won't be with any hos. Therefore, they can not rap about any of those things.

See, first they rap about living in the ghetto. Then, they rap about the money they got from rapping about the ghetto. After a few more albums about their money, they rap about the ghetto again, for some variety.

This is what is called the rap cycle.